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quote[0] = "Long ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their beer mugs or ceramic/glass cups. The whistle was used to order services. Thus we get the phrase, \'wet your whistle\'.";

quote[1] = "The familiar Bass symbol, a red triangle, was registered in 1876 and is the world\'s oldest trademark.";

quote[2] = "Beck\'s is not only Germany\'s top export beer, it also accounts for 85% of all German beer exports to the United States.";

quote[3] = "There are 19 different versions of Guinness.";

quote[4] = "Unlike wines, most beers should be stored upright to minimize oxidation and metal or plastic contamination from the cap.  High-alcohol ales, however, which continue to ferment in their corked bottles, should be stored on their sides.";

quote[5] = "After consuming a bucket or two of vibrant brew they called aul, or ale, the Vikings would head fearlessly into battle, often without armor or even shirts. In fact, \"berserk\" means \"bare shirt\" in Norse, and eventually took on the meaning of their wild battles";

quote[6] = "According to a diary entry from a passenger on the Mayflower, the pilgrims made their landing at Plymouth Rock, rather than continue to their destination in Virginia, due to lack of beer.";

quote[7] = "\'A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.\' -W.C. Fields";

quote[8] = "\'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they\'re going to feel all day.\' -Frank Sinatra";

quote[9] = "Rum.com is the Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum website and gets over 62,000 hits per month, which is more then the average Hooter\'s Cocktail Waitress!";

quote[10] = "Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum is the exclusive distilled spirits sponsor of the US Ski Team and a proud sponsor of Ski Lodge activities everywhere!";

quote[11] = "In 2000, the Captain ran for president of the United States with the campaign slogan \'Putting the Party Back into Politics\' and recieved over 6,000 real votes!";

quote[12] = "Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum is a secret recipe of 100% rum and a subtle blend of spices that is aged in oak for at least 12 months. Now you know!";

quote[13] = "Captain Henry Morgan was one of the 17th century\'s most daring and successfull buccaneers. As a trailblazer for the Jamaican rum trade, hsi first thirst for excitement and adventure left its mark in the rum shops and taverns throughout the Caribbean islands. His socialable nature was so well known that a rum was blended bearing his name. ";

quote[14] = "In 1673, Captain Henry Morgan was knighted Sir Henry Morgan and becomes Governor of Jamaica. Other noteable knighthoods of free sprited adventurers include Sir Mick Jager and Sir Paul McCartney. ";

quote[15] = "\'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.\'  -Dave Barry";

quote[16] = "\'The problem with this world is that everyone is two drinks behind.\' -Humphrey Bogart";

quote[17] = "\'People who drink light \'beer\' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.\' -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI";

quote[18] = "\'Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.\' -Winston Churchill";
quote[19] = "\'Always do sober what you said you\'d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.\'  -Ernest Hemmingway";

quote[20] = "\'I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.\' -Abraham Lincoln";

quote[21] = "\'I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.\' -Homer Simpson";

quote[22] = "\'Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.\' -David Rains Wallace";

quote[23] = "\'Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.\' -Kaiser Welhelm";

quote[24] = "\'Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.\' -Carl Worner";

quote[25] = "\'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.\' -Henny Youngman";

quote[26] = "\'Time is never wasted when you\'re wasted all the time.\' -Catherine Zandonella";

quote[27] = "\'You can\'t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.\' -Frank Zappa";

quote[28] = "\'Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.\' -Don Marquis";

quote[29] = "\'You\'re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.\' -Dean Martin";

quote[30] = "\'I drink to make other people interesting.\' -George Jean Nathan";

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